goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

vaspim:

i have a love/hate relationship with eating

maliciousmelons:

started from the bottom

now we here