greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

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4 minutes ago // 37,667 notes

vvant:

if ur gonna be a producer and ur thinking about having a dog die in ur movie, u need to not be a producer

5 minutes ago // 2,602 notes

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

6 minutes ago // 465,444 notes
How to finish that last minute assignment

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

(Source: gamerspirit)

10 minutes ago // 660,141 notes

the-winchester-initiative:

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that

11 minutes ago // 372,916 notes