when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free
if ur gonna be a producer and ur thinking about having a dog die in ur movie, u need to not be a producer
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
do you ever have to backspace a reply because
our friendship level is not ready for that